Equality

The most hated Criminals in football:

Latest Barclay’s Premier League news. You can only enter if your teams involves 3 Black people, 3 Romanians, 3 Asians, 1 disabled gay man and one white English man being the goalie as a token player. That’s only if he signs the £35 a week contract due to it being an English league we do not want the game to revolve around English people as it may look racist to other ethnicities. Furthermore, no English players are allowed to take free-kicks or penalties as it is not fair on the other ethnicities, disabled people and others with different interests in sex. Latest kitchen news at Chelsea football club. The chef has been sacked as he made chicken and chips for dinner which has been seen as a racial abuse towards the black members of the club, he will be going to court next month looking at a good few years in a high security prison due to he’s dangerous recipes. Latest training news at Liverpool football club. The disabled player with no legs was offered to work on the upper body meanwhile, the rest of the team does leg work, however the trainer has been sacked due to under estimating a less able person just because he had no legs. Latest training news at Tottenham Hotspur football club. The two 6 ft 5, 20 stone, gay players have made a complaint due to the coaches putting them in defence were the most contact occurs they believe its just because they interest in sex and it is homophobic. The police have got involved and stated, ” The homophobic coach will be locked up with the racist chef for as long as possible”. Latest news Arsenal football club. The white player has been told to have spray tans weekly as in team photos they don’t want the one white goalie to stand out as, just because its an English team in an English league that English players have to stand out. Unfortunately, arsenal are now on a lookout for a goalie as he was released due to refusing to have a spray tan. Lastly, England are not allowed to win any more competitions as it is unfair on other nationalities that have never won. Due to a friendly between Nigeria and England last week, it has been seen as racist that Nigeria couldn’t score regardless of England having the best defence in the world and the Nigerian strikers were blind, the English defence has all been prosecuted for not letting them score.

The world nowadays feels almost as if you have to be black, lesbian and Jewish. I as a white straight atheist male sometimes feel like I’m in the minority when in fact I am in the majority. Believing that a certain race or sexuality has to always be involved in any area of public life is racist and sexist, and an example of this is the Oscars Academy Awards. An actor named Charlotte Rampling rebelled against ‘#OscarsGoWhite’ by saying “Its racist to white people”, this is a perfect example of what i am trying to interpret as the fact that people believe that no black actors was nominated when in-fact black people may be a minority within the film industry and the ones that are just was unfortunately not good enough to make it through to the final nominees. Moreover, i believe if anything involves too much of the majority such as white people, straight people and Christians it is so called racist and against all other race’s, ethnic backgrounds,  interest in sexuality.